Friday, June 8, 2007

Find the FoBs

It is always easy to pick out the FoBs in any place --- be it an office, a college, or any place. Now, since you don't know what a FoB is, I shall save the full form till the last. The following will guide you in discovering them, especially in an office:
  1. Always moves in a group, never alone. As though the others will try and eat them up as soon as they're available in a dark corner!
  2. Stares about open-mouthedly at everything. Be it a tall building, a hot chick, or a fountain; so long as he's not seen too many of those before, he'll stare.
  3. Always diligently appears on time at work. The concept of stretchable time takes a lot of time to settle in.
  4. Wonders why he is not assigned work... actually goes around looking for some work if he can.
  5. When you cut a joke, always wonders if you are taunting him or if it is just a joke.
  6. Diligently takes care of all office stationary, including the little piece of post-it notes you gave to him to tell him the name of the nearest bus stop.
  7. Is skeptical to approach the free coffee/tea machines --- as though he's stealing from them.
  8. Thinks a thousand times before he decides to swap his cranky chair with one from the meeting room.
  9. Believes that getting a laptop from the office is the greatest achievement.
  10. Looks condescendingly at other (fresher) FoBs when the new guys come in.
FOB = Fresh Off the Boats! New hires or new recruits, basically! Yeah... I was one only about a year back! :D

15 comments:

JustSo said...

FOB? I still didnt get the full form - fresher - Oyada yada bastards? hmmm ( dont mind me , Im rambling)

The Black King said...

My bad... have corrected the post now. :)

The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Liked this.. but i thought FOB was "Fresh on Board".. innit!? Liked the last post too.. Lol

The Black King said...

@smart alec, actually it is a derogatory comment made against immigrants. Thanks, anyway. And the last post, yeah, me too went LOL

Divya said...

:) Been there, done that, a year ago exactly, and now time to look out for the new batch of FOBs!

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

hahahaha...but u jus scared me....will i b judged like dat 1 year from nw:O

Neer said...

hmm!!! impressionable lots yaar!
hey thanks for swinging by!

Akshay V said...

nice post dude.

Sam said...

hmmm......... heard of the FoB business from a frnd in London (ws studying at King's)... but i guess it was abt insulting someone.....
the interesting part was.. wen he was termed the same.... he was flummoxed.... and den he made a few things clear... as in born in biirmingham, and brought up in India.. he isn't a Freshie!! nad yeah... has hit out a lot at those who such terms

Princess Banter said...

I used to be a FOB (in the context of the workplace)... and it's been a few years, and I just don't care anymore haha! Just wait til I find myself as one again -- in a new office ;)

The Black King said...

Divyab, yeah... let the witchhunt begin! :D

Gunj, oh don't worry about it: you'll grow out of it soon.

Neers, yeah they are... but they soon grow out of it. And thanks for swinging by here as well!

Akshay, thanks pal.

Sam, hmm... there you go --- the original was insulting. In an office, however, its just a joke for a future colleague.

Princess, switching, are we? But hopefully you will not be a gawker for long in the new office.

Crazy Dhakkan said...

The Chartered Accountant in me read FoB as Free on Board! :-)

Funny observations! :D

The Black King said...

Crazy Dhakkan, take a break from the office --- you're working too much.

cm chap said...

ha ha... I swear..getg laptop from ofis is the worst thing that can happen for you in life

The Black King said...

cm-chap, you bet! That stretches your office hours to 24!!