Sunday, July 24, 2005

Taking the plunge

A long long time... and I haven't blogged. So many friends have a blog: and they urge me to blog as well. I may be a good writer. But I don't see the purpose, really. They say that they write to unwind. Well, maybe... but I honestly doubt how many would keep blogging if no-one ever commented on their blogs. Ha ha ha... yeah I know I have said it. Whenever you read this, sucker, know for sure: anyone will stop blogging if no-one ever comments. See, no-one commented here till now, and I have told no-one. That makes it a little less motivation to blog, doesn't it?

To answer that... I'll go the old-fashioned way. I'll start commenting on dozens of blogs, especially when I have a couple of good posts on board. And then some will come to comment back, especially the ones who are new to the blogging world. These are the real suckers! They want to be recognised, and they will come hogging all limelight. They delightfully install all possible contraptions, all the flashiest IP address and referrer trackers and all everything --- anything to attract traffic. They'll imitate anyone's writing style, make the most pathetic jokes, leave the "Hi I was here" comments on every blog anyone ever created to get a comment on theirs. Ha, I'll suck it up to you, my dears. I'll visit all your blogs, comment on all posts, and tell you all how good you write. It will be honest though. I'd prefer brutal honesty, not the typical 'nice post' shit! But I bet you will be here, reading this. Because my comments will have some weight, something interesting that will get you here. You will find the scent of nectar and will come scooting all the way to me like a bee.

When will I stop doing this? I don't know. I am not a proper blogger yet. Hell this is just my second post. Who am I bull-shitting? I am an avid reader of so many blogs. I rarely comment. But I love reading them. I honestly do. But when I will get noticed, I honestly don't know. I will --- donch'a worry. I'll be there, honey! Anonymous as the bee, but the sting shall still remain. Lets see what the future holds!