Sunday, June 24, 2007

From the other side

Ladies and gentlemen, as promised... the story from the other side.

You had caught side of this cute fella in the morning, he was entering the office after he swiped his badge and offering his opinion on the cricket match from a week before. "Men!", you mutter to yourself, and mentally roll eyes while you move along. But then in the afternoon, as you approached the cafeteria and walked along the glass of the corridor, you saw him again! "Oh my God he's cute", you tell yourself and smile to yourself. Hush, hush!! Can't let him know that you saw him... look away when you enter through the door!

As usual, you're stranded again in the cafeteria... waiting for your friend to come and join you for lunch. You hate this guy's sense of timing: can he never come on time? But well, you have stolen two glances at the cute guy by now, and it seems that his friends have noticed you as well. When will he see you, sighhhh... looks like they are discussing something funny. Why isn't he smiling? Oh... that cold stare literally froze the other guys and their words stopped! Gosh... you wonder how it would feel to experience that firsthand.

And then your eyes meet! God has a weird sense of humour, he did grant you that stare. Hmmf, all men are the same... this dude was ogling at you too! Well, maybe not: you think. After all, he might be looking around just like that. What was he looking at, anyway? You look around. Oh that girl from HR: she's here. Gawd she has no dress sense at all. What made her think that orange top will suit her ochre yellow sandals and heels? She's a real bitch, you're sure. And although you hate to admit it, you are a bit jealous because when she had visited your bay, you had found your team-mates looking at her. Hmm.. the slut!

Speaking of team-mates, ahh there he is! Your friend has arrived. He comes and sits down beside you. He reminds you of the funny email forward, quoting lines from it. You laugh up. Yeah you know, he's funny... but you never look at him 'that' way. He's a good friend, thats all. Anyway, looks like the cute guy isn't looking any more. :( :( "Don't flatter yourself...", you mutter to yourself: he probably has a girlfriend already! So now you start telling your friend about how you surprised your best friend the other day on her birthday. How you threw the surprise party, how the cute puppy white doll came out, how she was so happy.

Hmm, lunch is over. You hate to admit it, but you are still a little hungry. Doesn't matter: a little dieting is good every now and then. Your table has become silent now, your friend has also finished lunch. "Lets go", you say --- and the two of you move out. What happened to the hottie, you wonder... and sweep the room with your glance. Your eyes meet again, but now this dude seems to be looking at you constantly! Oh My God!! Sigh... sigh... this can't be true. Your heart has skipped a beat, but you must maintain the countenance. You walk outside, and then purposefully choose to walk away from the corridor leading to your bay. The silent beating heart, the glances stolen from the corner of your eye, and the little sigh from your lips: they all melt away as you walk on. You note the time: the man must take the hint and be here same time tomorrow.

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P.S. - Ladies, please tell me how accurate the above was. I can tell you that the last post from the guy's side does happen to me sometimes :)

27 comments:

bEAST said...

ouch! im no lady but can tell that it was a pretty good attempt to capture the females side. good goin dude

Buls said...

Hi... this is with reference to your post dated 23 July, 2005. Don't mind... but did you comment to suck up? (I hope not)

Itzme_Rt said...

Umm.. let's see.. a crush from a lady's point of view is this to me - 3 shades of red, clammy palms,a too-telling smile, slight spine-tingling and head rush... and of course, the trick is to never display the signs of the crush at all.... Good read.

A Muser said...

Did you mention in your earlier post that you weren't sure if you understood a girl's psyche? Dude, you have us figured out -- and some! What I want to know is, are we getting a follow-up?

arpana said...

//how the cute puppy white doll came out, how she was so happy.

Ugghhhh!!!!! how girly *retches*
Puhlease - write something about us tomboys too :D

Cuckoo said...

Hmmm somewhat true. Not entirely.

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

d slut part is damn true!

The Black King said...

Beast, thanks... but a long way to go, as I understand!

Boogerwormie, thanks for pointing it out. The short answer is a 'No', but the longer answer will be a blog post in itself, which I'll post later.

Rt, thanks! That does add to the knowledge-base! :)

Follow up you said, Muser? Ahh, if only I could catch that lady some time to make up some follow-ups :) Thanks for the compliment, though!

Arpana, so please fill in the details! Will be more than happy to write your side of the story!

Cuckoo... see, I knew I wasn't on the mark 100% Any pointers, please? :D

Gunj, hmm.. so now we're confessing, eh? :)

Occasional Brilliance said...

lolz... ok... most f it is tru... bt abt the food... rest assured if im hungry - i will eat... im 83... kgs i mean nt years... and i figure anoth kg doesnt mk much f a diff... :P

n hey, r u gona b dr same time some othr day?

Princess Stefania said...

Yes! Oh yes indeed! You've got every single bit down pat.
I've never met someone who knew women this well.

Right from that first glimpse to that momentary paranoia (why isn't he smiling?) to the "oh it must be her" and the quickening heartbeat while carefully planning to accidentally bump into him at the same time tomorrow.

Bravo!
;)

IncorrigibleV said...

hmmm yeah actually most of it is true... its right that we wudnt want the guy to know that we looked at him ...
the rest of it still to happen to me! :P
very well written though...

IncorrigibleV said...

hey btw i think the timestamp on ur blog is a lil off... its 8:58pm by my system clock at the moment, and ur blog says its 8:28am :-/
do chk that

The Black King said...

Dumbum... thats exactly the way I think. Good to find someone who doesn't worry about food and weight.

Princess Stefania, your comment made me so glad! :) :) I wish someone understood that in person :)

Vandita, thanks a lot again! And I've updated the blog time zone now... think it was the default one or something.

Bullshee said...

Hey Black King, read the guy side first....where's all the swearing and machismo guy talk man??!! He he!!

The girl side...I can't say, but tell your critics to write the same thing!I thing all of man-dom would like to hear what goes on in their heads!!! :D

neers said...

First time here..been reading ur blog for a while now..
Very well written..and yea a lot of that is true..

Do write abt the next part..i really wanna know :)

cm chap said...

Hey dude thanks for giving the feel of other side... Its nice to know.

Di said...

he he he..its kinda right...but way way more subtle..U'll almost never know..:D

The Black King said...

Bullshee, good suggestion! Lets hope someone takes up the gauntlet! And about the swearing and all... umm, they're censored for the general audience, you know!

Neeraja, thanks a lot... you made my day! What happens next... umm, I'm not sure if the next part will come. :)

Cm-chap, thanks man. But in the end, it is still guesswork! :)

Oh, really,.. Di? Come on, you can tell us the expressions here please!

neers said...

Can i blogroll u?

Nasia said...

abt this being true!! hmm...the girls seemed to hav agreed.. I donno though.. I am almost never interested in anyone who is interested in me.. No matter how hot.. maybe tats jst me..

The Black King said...

Neeraja, of course! I'll be more than happy.

Nasia, hmm... I know what you think.

Nasia said...

wat do i think??????

The Black King said...

I can describe a lot of what you think, Nasia... will perhaps be a post in itself. Do you want it? :)

Banvri said...

ha ha ha

nice imagination :P

but this very predictable :P

now days girls think beyond HR girl n stare :D

and "Hmm, lunch is over. You hate to admit it, but you are still a little hungry. Doesn't matter: a little dieting is good every now "

is not true :|


but i really enjoyed reading this :P

i think this is 57% true :P

u better try to write atleast 80% true :P

The Black King said...

I'll try to better that figure, Chitrangada... as of now 57% sounds great! :)

Pri said...

maybe you should get a girl to write it from her perspective the next time; not that this was bad or anything. :)

The Black King said...

Thanks, Pri... please check your email! :)